[ When last we saw Our Heroes, they were on the roof, caught between an impatient Sabretooth and a pissed-off Wolverine. Which is like being between a rock and a hard place, if the rock and hard place were very sharp and jagged. ] [ We now pick up after Wolvie declared his dislike of certain types of verse. The situation is probably tense, what with all the hatred these two guys are sending each other's way. ] [ SESSION START! ] ( Oh, like it wasn't tense BEFORE. -_- ) ( ^_^ ) * Miya stumbles forward, but rights herself before running into Daegal. She's not looking so hot. * Daegal grabs Miya as she's tossed to him. "Y'okay now, kiddo..." * Miya swallows and reaches to her throat, pulling away her fingers to look at the blood there. "I- I'm fine." [ Wolvering and Sabretooth glare at each other for a while. Wolvie has a nasty snarl on his face, whereas Sabretooth wears a vicious grin. ] * Daegal grins. "Yer tough. S'a good quality... feel up to kicking some face?" * Eric keeps his hands glowing but turns from Sabertooth. "I think Wolverine wants a piece of him. And I'm not getting in his way." I... dislike this man. * Miya flicks the blood off her fingers and looks over at Sabertooth. She goes from scared to angry, almost in an instant. "Yes." [ Wolvie stalks up to stand more or less with the rest of you. "Just what the hell are you doing here, Sabretooth?" ST grins. "Heard you had some new kids. Thought I'd come see how they do." ] I'm just wondering if big blonde and ugly over there is gonna demand we wait for Julia fucking Roberts to show up before we get started. ...who? * Daegal drops into a ready stance. "Actress. In a buncha movies you'd have to taser me to get me into. * Eric clenches his right fist. "That can be arranged." [ Logan glares some more. "'Zat right?" Sabretooth keeps grinning. "Well, if you were around I'd make a quick detour to kill ya'. But yeah, mostly I was lookin' to mess around with the freshmeat." Wolverine's silent for a moment, and then he grins, too. "Well, ladies and gents? Let's sho the man how you do." ] * Eric raises an eyebrow. "Ya sure that's safe for his health?" * Miya doesn't waste time. Once Wolvie says that, she's dashing along the slippery surface of the roof at full speed, jumping up at the end for a kick at Sabertooth's chest. Miya kicks Sabretooth squarely in the chest with a loud WUMP. Go again! * Miya pivots around, throwing another kick at the back of Sabertooth's legs. Sabretooth avoids this one with a short hop over Miya's sweeping leg, and then Wolvie's onto him, hacking and slashing and hacking and cuting an' stuff. Wolvie makes a pair of deep gouges in Sabretooth's chest, and the latter responds by tearing into the side of Logan's face. Eric's turn! * Eric points his hands forward and shoots a nice, thick beam of blue particles at Sabertooth. Sabretooth practically lunges forward into the attack trying to get at Wolvie, and takes the blast full in the face, which quickly becomes much less hairy, not tomention charred and burned. He howls in pain! * Daegal decides that Eric's hit on a good idea there, and lunges at Sabertooth, trying to drive his extended pointer and middle fingers into Sabertooth's eyes. (Power Attack) (It's the Three Stooges attack!) ( Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk. ) ( But nastier. Two fingers into each eye. =P ) Sabretooth manages to avoid that attack, much to the disappointment of the audience. Go, Bob! * Bob rockets in right behind Daegal, throwing a flight-assisted haymaker. Bob smacks Sabretooth right in the center of the X made by Logan's claws earlier, and something goes *CRAK* inside him. Go, Miya! * Miya stays behind Sabertooth and swings a foot up for a kick to the back of his head. Miya headkicks Sabretooth! Can she do it again? * Miya tries to do the same thing, yes! Two for the price of one. Miya succeeds, landing another kick to the back of Sabretooth's head! Some of his charred skin flakes off, revealing... new, healthy skin underneath? Wolvie and ST go at it again, both recieving deep or jagged cuts on the arms and chest. 'S not a pretty sight. But now it's Eric's turn! * Eric 's hands glow green, and he thrusts them forward shooting a green wave of energy at Sabertooth. The wave catches Sabretooth in the chest, causing his flesh to literally start sizzling. Go, Daegal! (Eric is not a nice combatant, is he?) ( Well, no. ) * Daegal uses Sabertooth's shoulder to spring up into the air, bringing the point of his knee up into Toothy's adam's apple. (Quick Attack) Daegal succeeds, and Sabretooth makes a choking sound. Bob's turn! * Bob drops low, since Daegal is high, and glides just above the ground, whipping a foot around at Toothy's knee. Bob succeeds, sweeping ST's feet out from under him. He starts to pitch over backwards, right towards Miya! * Miya jumps backwards and throws a roundhouse kick in an effort to change Sabertooth's course a little. Miya lands the kick, but not as well as she could've. She's got a chance to try again, tho! * Miya plants that foot and tries again with the other one. Miya kicks Sabretooth between the shoulders, and since he still doesn't have his balance he pitches forwards... right towards Wolverine. ( X-Pinball! ) (Ha!) (It's Xtreme!) In the ensuing tangle of claws, Wolvie lands three deep gashes on Sabretooth, who responds by bringing his hand up and across Logan's face, sending him in a nice arc for about ten feet. He then swings around and tries to land a backhand on Miya, who needs a melee defense roll! Miya almost but not quite dodges the blow, and Sabretooth smacks her on the side of her head! ... hey! * Miya is smacked and falls, rolls, and is on her feet a moment later. She grimaces and presses a hand to her head. * Eric thinks that green ray was a good idea, so he shoots another one Sabertooth's way! Eric's bolt backfires, exploding in a bright green flash and launching him off the roof of the mansion. Meanwhile, a nearby gnat turns into a miniscule Hulk. ( *snicker* ) Eric! Waaaah! (Cute!) ( It's Super-Zipper! ) * Eric flies up a little and starts falling down the side of the mansion. He looks downwards. "Nooot goood...." * Bob looks back. "Aw, crap!" * Bob disappears from the combat and reappears a second later about ten feet beneath Eric. Bob has already mastered American Cursing 101. Go Bob! ( Daegal is an excellent teacher. ) Bob manages to catch Eric, who looks awful, but is still conscious and breathing. * Eric looks around. "Mommy? Is that you?" * Eric shakes his head. "What hit me?" ( No, that's Rogue. *SLAP* ) ( I don' feel so good, mommy. Maybe I shouldn't go to school today. ) Hell if I know. I was sorta paying attention to the guy with the wild and wooly hair. Well... We can't let them have all the fun, can we? Let's get back up there. And up they go! Meanwhile, Daegal continues his assault on Sabretooth! * Bob flies back up! * Daegal eyes Miya, Eric, and Logan, the scowls. He rushes up to Sabertooth and tries to grab him around the waist, lift a bit, then drop Toothy cajones-first across his knee. (Power Attack) Sabretooth is dropped; he doesn't even seem to try to avoid it. He roars after being dropped - that has to hurt, I don't care who you are - but then whirls around, bringing a big fist towards Daegal's face! Daegal gets his nose broken... again. There's a loud POP as this happens, and then he begins to glow. * Daegal reels back, blood once again streaming down his face. "... nice punch. Ow. Fuck." * Miya scowls and is back in the fight in an instant, jumping up for an axe-kick at Sabertooth's shoulder. Miya brings her heel down onto ST's shoulder, and there's a low pop as one of the bones in that general area gets confused and forgets where it's supposed to be. * Miya doesn't let up, delivering a snap kick at Sabertooth's stomach immediately afterwards. Miya actually doubles ST over with that one, and the latter coughs up some blood and stumbles a bit, reeling. He looks like he's just about out of it... Wolvie gets to the feet and shakes the cobwebs out of his feet... Eric's not back on the roof yet... So it all falls to Daegal! (Bomb's away!) * Daegal grins maniacally. "Always wanted to try this..." He runs up to Sabertooth and tries to pick him up, turn him upside down, and jump pretty high up into a Zangief-esque spinning piledriver. (Power Attack) But Sabretooth, being rain-slicked as he is, slips out of Daegal's grasp. ;_; Shit! Meanwhile, Bob alights on the rooftop with Eric, and then it's Miya's turn! ST seems to be recovering his senses already. Can't have that. * Miya keeps scowling and tries to deliver a roundhouse kick to, yes, Sabertooth's face! Miya succeeds! There's a crunching noise! Go again! * Miya growls and follows it up with a kick up towards his chin. Miya kicks him in the chin! Sabretooth wavers for a moment, seeming right on the verge of falling over... and then Logan walks up and nudges him over the edge of the roof. Sabretooth lands in an awkward position on the ground, after some of the features of the mansion's architecture broke his fall with tooth-loosening lovepats on the way down. [ Combat End! ] [ Wolvie chuckles. "Well. Looks like you kids do alright." ] ... shouldn't we go down there and break his legs or something? * Daegal sets his nose back in place with a loud *CRUNCH*. * Bob shrugs. "Would it do any good?" We could cut off his feet. * Bob thinks. "I don't know. The regeneration might take care of that, too." * Miya stares down at Sabertooth, then wavers herself as she puts a hand to her head. "I bet they'll grow back." * Daegal eyes his bloodstained shirt. "Dammit... I really gotta stop wearing white tank-tops..." Miya, Eric, ya guys okay? [ Wolverine shrugs. "Not really. They'd be good as new in a few minutes." He glares down at Sabretooth and seems to be thinking real hard about something, and then he sighs. "We should find somewhere to put him for now, tho." ] The Danger Room? * Daegal chimes in helpfully. "We could cut off his head!" I'm okay. Just upset. And angry. I think I need to beat something up, but he was just pushed off the roof. * Eric looks a little woozy, but is fine for the most part. "I'll be fine once I get a post-lunch snack." [ Wolvie nods. "That could work. Make a nice cell out of fake steel a few feet thick. Later on, Hank or Scott can section it off or somethin'." ] See? I told you guys he'd be in the Danger Room. It was just a matter of time. * Bob nods smartly. * Miya laughs, just a little hysterically. * Daegal grins at Miya. "Well, if I'm still glowin' by the time we deal with Toothy down there, you can kick me in the ribs to let off some steam." * Eric smirks, then steadies himself. [ Wolvie chuckles. "You might wanna try the decon chamber in the labs, 'Ric. Oh, and Bob, fly down there and make sure he doesn't slink away while the rest of us're takin' the stairs." ] Take me down with ya, Bob. Two strong guys're better'n one. * Bob steps off the edge of the roof and falls down. He doesn't bother to fly, he just plants himself feet first in the small of Toothy's back. ... or I could take the stairs. [ Logan winces. "That works." ] * Bob hollers up, "Whoops, sorry." * Daegal grins. [ Session end! ]