2BN ImproMaster
By #Improfanfic
Pieced together by Ardweden

Twoflower: So, you want to be an ImproMaster?

I got to be the one the only one who can
Withstand the test n' be the best n'
I got to strive keep up the drive
Be a Master
It takes a certain kind of skill
I won't stop until
Those thirty kilobytes are mine
I must refine and write well faster
To be a Master... an Impro Master
I will be writin' a brand new chapter
Impro part go... go! (All the authors sing)
Wai wai wai wai wai wai wai wai
Wai wai wai wai wai wai wai wai

It's all about the continuation of the fanfiction

Wai wai wai wai wai wai wai wai
Wai wai wai wai wai wai wai wai
Impro part go... go
Got my chatroom and my message board
Got my list of prereaders that refuse to
Be ignored.
Yo, it's all about the improvisation of the story now
The writer attainin' n' strainin'
To make the crowd go "Wow!"
Write an improfanfic - be sound,
Team K here'll be around.
But first you gotta know about the different fics
Ultra, FAQing, Glorious 
Ecchi Flash, Legacy, Heart Heart High
And now four new starters
Don't forget about Chibis!

To be a Master... an Impro Master
I will be writin' a brand new chapter
To be a Master, an Impro Master
And I will be striving to be the greatest Master
Impro part go... go! (And all the authors sing)
Wai wai wai wai wai wai wai wai
Wai wai wai wai wai wai wai wai
Yo, like I said before,
It's all about the continuation of the fanfiction
Wai wai wai wai wai wai wai wai
Wai wai wai wai wai wai wai wai
Greatest Master of Improfic.

Twoflower:
Mmm... somewhat impressive.
Though you're BNA, it ain't yet your heyday.
Are you ready to meet and complete... the elite?
Will I see continuity in this community?
And remember... gotta write it all!
Show me what you've got!

Impro part go... go... Impro part go!