You're all been called to the holosim room, where Dejiko stands waiting when you enter. * Marguerite is slipping on her gloves. What's up, boss? (+"") * Togo leans against a wall. Behind her is the little display doodad that shows your choice in missions. There are two pictures in view, currently. * Robert shoulders his SAW and waits patiently. (Am I here? or am I in yet-to-be-introduced-PC limboland?) (You are so here.) ( How are you not introduced? ) (Especially since two of the PCs already know you.) (Because the GCI campaign timeline is only SLIGHTLY easier to understand than Marvel comics canon?) ( O_O ) ( SPIDER CLONE! ) ( Lots of 'em! =P ) * Asa has a little ST:TNG-style 'pad' and is tapping away at it lightly, engrossed in his work. "I'm afraid you'll all be doing some more training today. The higher-ups are not pleased with the results of your last field operation, but rather than actively punish you, I've elected to give you further training." Dejiko yawns tiredly. We got the hostages out. Guy teleported away. Not much we could do there. *shrug* (Query: Which field opera... oh.) ... * Asa doesn't look up. "Get used to disappointment, Togo," he says dryly. "The 'higherups' are perfectionists." I know. I've been here 2 years Doesn't mean I gotta like it. "Your choices in combat training scenarios are presented here. One scenario is a modified re-enactment of Operation Overlord. The other is a rather cruel experience called 'Saturday in the Park'." * Marguerite grumbles as she pulls out Bubba. "Would've gone better if certain parties'd hauled the line... but whatever." Operation Overlord? * Togo cocks his head at Mad Dog, but says nothing. The two pictures displayed show a beach lined with razorwire and gun emplacements and a theme park on a cheerful, sunny day. World War II (::slips a , in there to separate those two::) ... * Asa looks up, then chuckles. "Oh yes, what fun." He eyes Dejiko. "I'm guessing I'm going in an obversation/support kind of role. Unless they've been fucking with my code." Dejiko nods at Asa while yawning again. "Yes, yes." She shakes her head as if to clear it, then continues. "Once you have made your choice, Asa will be able to begin the scenario remotely via voice command. Have fun." Dejiko walks out through a pair of doors set at the back of the room. ... * Asa stands up and stretches, stowing the datapad and checking the straps on his various weapons holsters. "What fun." * Marguerite shakes her head. "Jesus. Someone's not in a happy fun mood." * Asa eyes Margie. "Dejiko's never in a happy fun mood. If she ever is, check her for drugs." And I'm talking about me. I had a hell of a night. Who's up for a killing? Let's go. No point in wasting time. Go? Start the simulation. I wasn't aware we'd made a choice yet, Mr. Marine. You haven't picked one yet. Does it matter which one we do? I feel like cruelty, though. Asa, how does Saturday in the Park go? * Asa rubs the back of his neck. "Let's put it this way. If you want to reenact old Doom levels, we go with Overlord. If you're in the mood for something more psychadelic, go with the park." Sweet. Either way, I get a free therapy session. But I'm more inclined to go with the park. What say you, O Ye of Many Scars? No preference. "If nobody says anything in the next five seconds, we're starting the park one." She eyes her watch. "Go." Right. Start 'er up, Asa. * Asa nods and pulls on a pair of gloves from a pocket somewhere. "You got it." He looks up at the ceiling. "Computer! Begin training scenario 'Saturday in the Park', clearance Morganstern Alpha 647 Epsilon, standard settings." * Asa mutters under his breath, "And if the safeties 'mysteriously' get turned off, someone in the mainframe room is going to need a lot of CORK to keep fluids down." * Marguerite pulls on a pair of sunglasses, and checks her braid. * Robert lowers the SAW. A cheerful theme park fades in around you. A stunt show is being put on in a small theater off to your right, to your left are giftshops and stores selling ice cream and funnel cakes, and all around are assorted convoluted rollercoasters. ... right. Wonderful. All I need now is to be twelve again. Surreal, huh? * Asa glances at Margie. "Come on, Mad Dog. You should know these people by now." He looks between the three of you. "I'm here for observation and support, and that's it. You're on your own. Computer! Holodisplay at this location training objectives and regulations." SHould GCI ever desperately need cotton candy, we'll be well trained. What, are we gonna be shooting six year olds? What, been practicing for 'em, Rob? Of course. Gotta keep in practice incase I ever get married. That's you Marines. Autonomatons to the last. ... A small display appears in front of Asa. It lists the regulations of the scenario as not shooting anyone who hasn't implicitly earned it, and the objective is to survive the attack on the park. * Marguerite sighs. "Damn. Well, I'll have to be *twitch* conservative." * Asa coughs. "If you're through... here, take a look." He indicates the display. "That's what you get. And no perforating innocents without due cause." sounds good. Got it. * Marguerite runs Bubba's bootup sequence. Roll Mind, everyone. ^_^ 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Robert (2d6) and gets 5. Bubba hums, and then is still again. * Togo checks his pistols, and loads in ammo. 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Asa (2d6) and gets 5. 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Marguerite (2d6) and gets 5. .... 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Togo (2d6) and gets 4. ( ... ) (Succeeded by 3.) Everyone who succeeded notices an enormous, googly-eyed monster behind you to your right, as it tears appart a ferris wheel. Oh, joy. Time to make the bacon, I suppose. ( Great googly moogly! ) The giant googly-eyed bacon... * Asa nods and dismisses the display. He blinks at something in his periphery, then turns and eyes the giant monster. "Well, there you go. Enjoy! I'll be tagging along collecting data. Fire support as needed too, I suppose." ... Now, kill, GCI team! For great training! ... The monster roars, which means that those of you who failed notice it now, too. ^_^ ... don't tempt us. * Robert jerks around. Sweet Jesus. * Marguerite spins, lines up, and fires at the thing. Marguerite's gun fails to fire. .... (Twitchy much?) The hell? * Asa puts a finger to his cheek. "Now that's not in the rules..." Fuck.... no, wait. Let me rephrase. FUCK. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. * Asa drums his fingers on his infopad briefly and taptaptaps away at it. "Damn, and I so hate killing the maintenance techs, REALLY..." The monster roars, and begins stomping it's way towards your general direction, although with it's googly eyes you can't tell if it's noticed you or not. * Robert swings the SAW around toward the monster and squeezes the trigger. * Togo raises his pistols and fires at the thing Robert's gun proceeds to do it's thing, although the rounds loaded into it fail to ignite, instead being ejected out the side of the SAW whole one by one. Togo's guns fail to fire as well. ... The fuck? ... stupid techs. Well, this is peachy fucking keen. They disabled our goddamned weapons... and probably the safeties Okay... until I get this sorted out, can you guys do me a favor and, um... distract it? Go Macguyver yourself up a pipe bomb or something. ... * Marguerite slips Bubba in her bag. "In case the rest of you were in L.D. during public school, now is a good time to FLEE." Let's get the fuck out of here. * Togo mutters something about techs and spleens, and runs. * Marguerite nods. "Robert, go left. Togo, right. I'll go straight. Try to... I don't know, throw things at it or something." *** Brett has joined #ChibiRPG * Robert takes off to the left. * Marguerite takes off running. * Togo runs right * Robert looks around desperately for anything even vaguely gun-like. * Asa grimaces at his pad. "Oh, well, YAY." He turns back to the group and finds them gone. "Computer! Voice amplification five, direct feed, participant only... HEY YOU! Systems says guns are disallowed in this sim. Likely incendiary and frag devices also." *taptap* "Some kind of weapon will be provided, looks like, so try to improvise." ASA! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU! * Togo curses. "No guns... perfect. Just perfect..." ... ARGH! * Asa raises an eyebrow, stows the pad, and activates his oh-so-fun gravity anklets. "NO WAY. THIS WAS ADDED AFTER I CODED THE CORE MODULES." * Togo shouts. "Then somebody else is gonna get a few new orifaces." SOMEONE'S GOING TO DIE ANYWAYS, AND YOU'RE CLOSEST! The monster continues stompint towards you. (Who went where, BTW?) (Maggie went straight.) ( Me right, Robert left, Mad Dog straight ) * Robert went left, and is desperately looking for something gunlike, say a nailgun or something. * Asa grumbles. "Oh, yeah, like *I'm* so happy about this, blame me, MY neck is on the line here..." He floats off the ground a good ten feet and eyes the giant monster. "Alright... Computer! Internal sound system, theme music mode... gimmie 'Ride of the Valkyries'." * Togo continues muttering, this time something about Asa's eye sockets The park speakers begin blaring "Ride of the Valkyries". (God bless this holodeck.) (You are a dead man.) As Margie runs along, somone recognizes her and calls out "Margie! There you are!" (Can we assume the giant monster is stomping along at the popular Kaiju pace of "Glacial Drift"?) * Marguerite whips her head around, reaching for her knife. Asa> Yup. Whoever just said that earned themselves another mouth. Robert eventually comes across the "Play games for prizes here" area, and sees a game where waterguns are shot at bull's-eyes for large Totoro dolls. * Asa flexes some muscle. "Okay... dramatic music, check. Anger level, optimal. Time to put the smack down. Prepare for your distraction, team." He eyes the monster, screams "ULTRAMAAAAAAAAN ROCKEEEEEET PUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH!" and flies straight at the thing's eyes, fist extended. ... bullshit. I am _not_ seeing this. (That's right. It's all a hologram. the REAL Asa is wheelchairbound like Hawking. Shut yer yap and kill something.) * Togo facepalms as he runs. "This is why I always worked alone." Asa's flies through the air dramatically, speed lines surrounding him, and his fist slams RIGHT INTO the huge things left googly eye! Asa bounces off and comes to a floating stop in midair. The creature's eye jiggles gelatinously for a bit. * Asa wheees crazily as he tumbles to a stop, then makes a face and shakes his fist. "Ewwww, EYE GOO! That's so nasty..." Meanwhile, a girl with great big eyes and curly brown hair runs up to Marguerite. "I've been looking all over for you! Bunny-chan told me about the youma attack that would happen here, and so I've been trying to find the other Scouts!" The girl tosses Margie a pen with a funny design on one end. "Quick, you'd better transform!" ... ( er, I mean ... ) ( I'm not near here, so I can't hear this... o/" ) (Oh my GOD...) .... You have got to be kidding me. If you're not kidding me, the world is a dead barren place, and all the gods have forsaken me. ( -e ) ( This is so wrong. ) (Excuse me while I try to catch my breath. Take five for Asa. AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!) ( Heh ) The girl blinks vacuously at Margie, since she's obviously stupid and doesn't understand her sid eof the situation. ( I remember _running_ this episode for my players. ) (.... what's a funnel cake? ^^; ) You're not kidding. Oh, FUCK. (Demmo> It's yummy.) (This is totally the wrong place to ask that. c.c;) ( Sorry. I'll ask later. ^^; ) The girl continues to hold out the pen for Margie. Look, I can't do this. This isn't in my contract. I'm supposed to kill things. NOWHERE IN MY FUCKING CONTRACT DID IT MENTION A FUCKING SEIFUKU. "But you gotta! I can't kill the youma without the help of you and the other scouts!" ( Didn't you already wear less than one last mission? =P ) (Hush. That's been repressed.) (But skimpy clothing is standard for gun bunnies. Even Scottish gun bunnies who are 90% scar tissue.) (Irish, thankee.) ( Funny how everyone here seems to remember anime from 40-50 years ago. :P ) ( Margie and Robert are fond of retro. ) (OH yeah, like magical girl anime died in 2010 and no new ones were ever made.) ( Togo has no f'ing clue what's going on. =P ) (And it's already been an hour. GO.) * Marguerite grabs the pen. The universe hates me. What's my transformation phrase, you vacuous pixellate whore? ( Too bad you're a sailor scout and not a wedding warrior. ) The girl chirps, "For Love! Magical happy-fun powers activate!" * Asa eyes the monster, realizes he has officially run out of tricks, and grumbles, reaching in his pocket and heading toward the ground. "WEll, no boom for you, but you'll have to do." He tosses out his hand, throwing out a chihuahua. "Yippymon, digivolve to... ENCHARITAMON!" The dog obediently runs at the monster. ...Christ on a crutch. What the hell is he gonna pull out next? * Marguerite grimaces. "If I weren't going to die, and if even ONE of my guns worked, this whole place would be rubble. And to the end of time, I will regret ever saying this phrase." (You don't want to know.) Meanwhile, Togo is confronted by a cat with a silver emblem on it's head. "There you are, Togo!" * Togo stops, stares, taps his glasses, then stares again. "... talking cat." * Marguerite looks around for the others, and, not seeing anyone but Asa in the sky, mutters "Furluffmejkalheppyfunpwersacvate." The cat harumphs indignantly. "Well, of course, Togo. Hold on a moment, I have your transformation device right here..." ... what? (Try to say that out loud with a slim jim in your mouth. Fun for everyone.) Margie's abriged version of the activation phrase is apparently good enough for the pen, as she's soon spinning around in mid-air, throwing off multi-colored light as her fatigues are turned into a green and white sailor fuku. After this is done, she feels a powerful urge to powerpose. The cat begins caughing. The little girl, meanwhile, runs off in search of "the other scouts". * Marguerite flicks off the girl, powerpose style, then checks to make sure she's still wearing her gloves and Ray-Bans. 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Asa (2d6) and gets 7. Margie is wearing fingerless versions of the typical magical-girl gloves. * Asa ladedahs, watching his tiny former living bomb bite the furry monster's feet for a whopping no damage, and out of the corner of his eye catches a big bright flash of special effects. There's about five seconds of dead silence before the tech starts laughing loud enough to wake the dead. "Ride of the Valkyries" stops playing. (There was a roll for that, FYI.) Meanwhile, the cat has managed to produce a black pen with a gold emblem on one end, which is presents to Togo. "Here, hold this and say, 'For Courage! Magical happy-fun powers activate!'" ... what? (Good response.) The cat glares at Togo. "Look, you wanna kill the damn monster or don't you?" ... these people are insane... The cat laughs. "Well, DUH." * Togo grabs the pen, then speaks in perhaps the most monotone voice ever heard. "for courage. magical... happy-fun powers activate." Togo spins around in the air and is suddenly clad in a tuxedo, cape, and tophat. In his right hand is a cane with a large jewel of some sort at one end. ( Shades? ) (What IS it with you people and shades?) ( Sore wa... ) His glasses are replaced by the Kamen's traditional mask-which- only-covers-the-eyes. (*smacks Togo so hard his ancestors die*) ( He stole that from Robin! :P ) * Togo pats his face, looks around a bit, confused... then sees his attire. "... great. I'm dressed for the ball." What am I supposed to do in this getup? Waltz with it? ... I can't believe I'm talking to a cat. * Asa finally manages to pick himself off the ground and nonchalantly amble over toward Margie. The cat looks at Togo like he's an idiot. "C'mon, knucklehead, where's your brain today? You're a Kamen, remember? You have the powers and the posing and the flower-flinigng and stuff." ... flowers? Posing? The hell? (*CRACKS UP*) Pretend I have amnesia. Explain. * Marguerite (curses life as the SM closing remix pops up on Winamp.) (HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW...) ( BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!! ) (*grins*) (Todd, make sure you don't look under your car tomorrow. Just start it first.) * Asa smiles and laces his fingers together behind his back, trying to look innocent. "Pretty Princess Magical Rifle-chan? We're saved! But where's my friend Mad Dog? She ALWAYS disappears when Magical Rifle- chan shows up..." The cat signs. "Pretend, hell. Anyway, you're the Magical Kamen assigned to protect the ... the Wai Scouts (he says the name like it tastes bad), and you can shoot blobs of energy, and throw sharp flowers that you get from nowhere. You know, heroic stuff." (sighs, even) ( Sign language cat! ) ( "What's the ASL for 'mew'?" "..." ) The curly-haired girl comes back to where MArgie and Asa are. "I can't fins Rob-- oh! There you are, Asa! Quick, take your pen!" * Marguerite looks at Asa flatly. "You are so dead. Dead. Like, ancient tofu dead. 4-YEAR-OLD PASTRAMI dead." ... I'm a tuxedoed hippy. HAW HA... eh? * Robert comes back out into the main causeway, having not found anything resembling a gun. Roll mind, Robert. But it seems I might be vindicated after all. Say, Asa... I wonder what color your fuku'll be? 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Robert (2d6) and gets 4. ( Wai! I actually made it! ) * Asa stares at the girl blankly. "...Oh, hell no. No, see, I'm *administering* the traini... you don't care, do you?" * Togo stares at the cat. "... right. Hippy of Justice. Got it." The little girl practically shoves the pen into Asa's hand. "Quick! Take this and say, 'For Wisdom! Magical happy-fun powers activate!'" ... Robert> You see MArgie in a fuku. * Togo heads off towards where all the cursing has been coming from. Marguerite?! Why the hell are you in a fuku? You aren't seeing this. * Robert looks Margie up and down. If you are, I get to castrate you and sell your package on eBay. Oh yes I am. And you just try it, woman. * Asa sighs, then snatches the pen. "If we're going to do this, we're doing to do it right. Computer! Global audio filter, production mode 'magical girl 006'." Nodding once, he holds up the pen and says with great gusto and rather odd perfection: "For Wisdom! Magical happy-fun powers ACTIVATE!" The girl turns around. "Robert-chan!" ...what? Oh, I will. When I figure out what the fucking hell I do to make the guns and beams and wai-light or what the fuck ever work. Or, this might be my lucky day, and we never ever ever mention to this event to anyone EVER AGAIN. Asa spins around in a flash of color, and is soon clad in a fuku. O_O It fits him well, which is frightening. ( "All I Need Is A Miracle" just came up on my playlist. ) * Marguerite grins. "Pretty princess Asa-chan, I presume?" The girl runs up to Robert. "Quick, you need to transform, too! Hold your pen and shout, 'For Peace! Magical happy-fun powers activate!" ...you're kidding. the girl produces a pen for Robert. The girl shakes her head in response to Robert's question. Ohohohno, Robert. I'm in the fuku, YOU get in the fuku. ...I get to be a magical girl?! NOW. * Asa finishes his spin around, then does a powerpose complete with holo-graphic'ed background. "Brilliant Princess Tech-chan!" * Robert grabs the pen. ( SEMPER FI! =P ) (Asa's Fuku, BTW, is white and red.) There is an echo to his voice. After the speech, a thunderclap sounds. EMBRACE THE CHAOS BABY!!! FOR PEACE! MAGICAL HAPPY FUN POWERS ACTIVATE!!! Robert's bulky frame spins around in a flash of multi-colored light, and is soon wearing a white and blue fuku. With high heels. (Roll body, Robert. ^_~) 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Robert (2d6) and gets 3. * Robert powerposes! Robert manages to keep his balance. (For the record: Everyone Magical Princess Fully-Automatic ready for action! You might want to wax that bikini line, Mr. Marine.... (For the record: Everyone's voice now echoes during attacks and such, and all appropriate scenes now have cheesy BGM, courtesy of YOUR favorite holodeck.) The youma is closer now, by the way. ^_^ Now, how do I use the magical powers? ( And where am I? =P ) Man, I wish I was a Wedding Warrior instead. ( Or am I gonna make a dramatic entrance. =P ) * Asa cracks his knuckles and eyes the youma. "I'm guessing you pretend you're in one of those old anime... lemme give it a shot." He waves his hands around and then points them both at the youma. "SHining Destructive Debugging Blast!" ( You're the kamen, you _always_ make a dramatic entrance. ) * Marguerite opens her eyes, muttering "must not go crazy, must not go crazy, pretend it's a miniskirt...." ( and this is so wrong. ) ( YOu gotta roll with the punches in this biz. ) ( It could be worse. You know the words to "I'm a Little teapot"?) ( o/~ I'm a little source code, short and stout o/~ ) A sparkly multicolored blast streaks from Asa's hands and slams into the Youma's cut. The youma makes a loud gurgling noise that sounds like it's in pain. (Say a word and die both IC and OOC, Todd.) (Gut, even.) ( o/" Dude looks like a lady... o/" ) * Asa flexes. "Woohoo! Yeah, like that." * Marguerite blinks. "Go with the flow. You played strip poker with the shah of Libya, you can do this." Well then, let's rock. Wait, wait, wait! Hold it. * Marguerite draws back, shouts "MASSIVE PROJECTILE PLASMA BURST!" and does a hip thrust towards the youma. * Asa looks around. "We forgot the speec... well, never mind." (Excuse me while my mind melts into goo.) (s/BURST/THRUST, there.) * Robert powerposes and thrusts his fists at the youma. "Fully Automatic Love and Justice BEAM!" Margie's [THRUST] sends a massive, twisting blast of seething energy at the monster. ( O_O ) HOO-hah! Robert's sparkling blast of goodness smacks the youma but good. * Asa woohoos and jumps up and down. "Yay!" He pauses. "Wait. Something's missing." (Waaaait foooor iiiit... ^_^) (...c'mon, Togo. c.c) * Togo walks out from behind a stand and fires a big ol' beam of energy from his cane. "You know, counting on the monster having a transvestite schoolgirl fetish as the basis of a plan seems like a bit of a reach." (Wait how long, exactly? I need to be at work on Monday. :P) So, here I am. * Asa grumbles and slaps his forehead. "Way to ruin the drama of the moment, you fucking killjoy." * Togo twirls a finger (;_;) Jeeze, man. You just gotta be all somber and shit, don't you. Togo's blast doesn't seem to hurt the monster as much. They put that clause in your contract? (HA! Kamen LAME!) Yes, actually. (Mind rolls, Asa and Robert.) ( Kamen in character. =P ) 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Robert (2d6) and gets 6. Hmm. Well, there's Grumpy Kamen, so lemme think about how these plots go... wait a sec, we haven't had the life-threatening danger which comes around the commercial break yet... 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Asa (2d6) and gets 11. (!) (o_O) (Amusingly, that only fails by 3.) The youma resumes it's rampage. Might as well roll initiative, y'all. d6+7 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Robert (d6+7) and gets 9. d6+6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Marguerite (d6+6) and gets 7. d6+8 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Togo (d6+8) and gets 10. d6+7 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Asa (d6+7) and gets 12. (Well, yay. Finally a decent roll.) Go, Asa! For love and joy! * Asa grimaces. "I had to open my mouth... ah well, let's see what else is in these magic fingers." He thrusts his hands out at the youma again. "Um... let's see... TWIRLING BEAUTIFUL HARDWARE FAILURE!" * Asa obligingly spins around during the attack. It IS twirling, after all. A spinning, irridescent motherboard with an overclocked processor arcs toards the youma, tracing a cut across it's belly! It gurgles in rage! (*SNERK*) ( POWERSNERK ) (^_^_v) (Rock.) * Asa powerposes. "Feel the power of Microsoft 'reliability', unholy beast!" Togo! For everlasting hope and justice! (*laughs*) I must be the goddamn Tuxudo Hippie, 'cause this has gotta be a bad trip... I wish, but it appears otherwise, Togo... (Gyah! BRB! x_X) (Back!) * Togo reaches into his cape and pulls out a GIGANTIC (40' long and proportionally wide) rose. "... right... Go, Flower Power." *whacks the monster with it* 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Togo (2d6) and gets 10. O_O (...) The flower smacks the monster, but doesn't seem to do much at all, tragically. (You attacked a kaiju monster the size of Kentucky with a 40' rose and MISSED.) (At least you were well dressed.) Go, Robert! For eternal peace and tranquility! ( *guffaw* ) Figures. A rose by any other name ain't a goddamn weapon. * Robert raises his hands to the sky, shouts "Magical Meteor Shower SURPRISE!!!" and makes a throwing motion towards the Youma. A bunch of glittery rocks descend from the heavens, and SMITE the youma, leaving a great big lump on it's noggin. ( And damned if I know what the surprise is. ) ( No attack roll? ) ( Asa didn't make one, I just followed suit. ) ( Are we even supposed to be making attack rolls? ) (None is needed. You're aiming at a really really really big monster. You *can't* miss.) ( Okay, so I didn't miss. Lack of enthusiam wilted my rose power. =P ) ( Hey, Jesse figured it out! ^_~_v) (I'll buy that.) ( *buys that for a dollar* ) ( I've known it all along, smart aleck. Togo doesn't. =P ) Go, Marguerite! For waiwai happyfun goodness, and stuff! ( I'm scrambling for how to stay IC while playing along. Work with me here. ) "I am not living this, it's a dream so I might as well MAKE WITH THE SHINY! EXPLOSIVE MAGMA RADIATION MELTDOWN OVERFLOW BURNING CHINA SYNDROME!!!!!!" She does a forward flip and slams her fist on the ground. ( O_O ) (*DIES LAUGHING*) O_O Christ on a crotchrocket. * Asa blinks a few times. "God DAMN. Obsess much?" * Asa also whips out a pair of shades and puts 'em on. "This is gonna rock." Hey, if it goes boom, it's my specialty. A shockwave rolls forwards from where MArgie's hit hits the ground, forming a dome in teh concrete under the youma, which EXPLODES!!! in a firey blast. The youma is stunned! (Mind rolls, everybody!!) 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Togo (2d6) and gets 8. (Oh, GREAT. Someone have a fusion bomb hanging around?) 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Asa (2d6) and gets 5. 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Marguerite (2d6) and gets 7. (Hooyeah! Back on track.) 2d6 * Dicesuke throws the bones for Robert (2d6) and gets 4. ( Failure. Ah well. ) ( Fits the situation. =P ) ( Wow, two in one session. ) (Failed on my own attack.) Oh yeah, it's time! * Asa nods once, realizing what must be done, and stepping forward boldly. "Quickly, sailors! While Rifle-chan's attack has it stunned! We must combine our power to defeat this evil Deji... beast!" * Asa grumbles under his breath, "Freudian slip, won't happen again..." * Marguerite blinks, then nods. * Togo eyes Asa, * Asa looks back at Togo. "You! Kamen. Say something inspirational to rally our spirits or something. And make it good or I'll kick your ass when we got out of this. For love and justice, naturally." ... right. If you don't cooperate, we can't kill this thing, dammit. Make the speech. ... you took our guns. We liked our guns. We're fucking pissed off we can't used our goddamn guns... In the name of Smith and Wesson, just DIE! SAY SOMETHING INSPIRATIONAL RIGHT NOW, GOD DAMNIT! * Asa sweatbeads. "...I suppose that will have to do." O_O;;;; He's really not into the spirit of this thing. Too late now! Get ready! I can dig that, baby. * Robert powerposes next to Asa. Togo glows with power. It's apparently working. * Marguerite crosses her arms on Asa's other side. * Asa POINTS at the monster. "Youma! You made us crossdress and embarass ourselves and frankly you've made me really mad I ever programmed this goddamned box in the first place! In the name of love, justice, and heavy artillery, prepare to be fragged!" Ooooh, good one, Asa. (Two down, two to go...) * Asa grits his teeth. "Speeches! Now! Or we'll never get out of here!" he hisses. * Robert POINTS at the monster, echoing Asa's pose. "For your crimes against good taste and all that is fully automatic, we will perforate you!" Fuck you, you fucking beast! You're just fucking lucky Bubba didn't fucking work, or your fucking googly-eyed ass'd be in fucking MOngolia on a fucking wok right about fucking now! So in the FUCKING name of LOVE, I'm gonna WHOOP YOUR FUCKING ASS! O_O Wow, little overenthusiastic there, Marguerite. (Thank you. Repeat performances every Thursday.) * Asa sweatbeads. "Thank you, Pretty Soldier Sailor Tourette's..." Hey, they tell you to act what you know. The GCI Senshi begin to glow with a magical light! "Say the words that pop into your head, and all that." ("It's warm...") (Everyone say, "Divine Righteous Explosive Annihilation!" ^_^) (Unless you've got something better, of course.) ( Magic Shiny Lead Enema? ) ( ... ) (We're hoping for "Fuck-you-ken!") ( Hey, just be glad I didn't get another combat round. =P ) (Or, since this is a super, "Shinkuu Fuck-you-ken!") ( That'll do. ) (Wonderful.) (Whatever. Just go ahead and shout. For luvnjustice. ^_^) * Asa mumbles "You know, voices in your head usually indicate insanity..." before shouting "SHINKUU... FUCK YOOOU KEEEEEEEEEEEEN!" Oy vey. "SHINKUU... FUCK YOOOU KEEEEEEEEEEEEN!" SHINKUU FUCK YOOOU KEEEEEEEEEEEN! (Now I'm envisioning Bangaio-style 400+ missile explosions leaving giant fruit in their wake.) ... what the hell. SHINKUUU FUCK YOU KEEEEEEEEEN! *** Atom has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer ) The Scout's faces flash across the middle of the screen one by one, surrounded by speedlines, and thay simultaneously make an uppercut motion, sending a great big fucking fist of pearly luminescense to clock the monster on it's chin and knock it into low orbit. ( Ooops, we missed the youma and hit Atom... ^_^;;; ) A victory fanfare plays ofer the park's PA system. (Woo! GO VOLTRON FORCE!) (...wait, wrong show.) ( The Final Fantasy victory fanfare? ) * Robert lifts his arms up and down in the final Fantasy victory dance. ( Eh, sure, what the hell. ) * Asa does a Charlie's Angels-style martial arts pose. * Togo breaks his cane over his knee * Marguerite smacks her ass. "SUCK THIS, BITCH!" The park fades from the area around you. You're all back in your own clothes, thank God. Any weapons you discarded are lying on the ground nearby. That was trippy. * Togo checks his guns, and, seeing that they're apparently still intact, puts them back in their holsters * Marguerite dives and rolls, coming up with Bubba in her arms. "BUBBA!" ... who's fault was that? ( whose, even ) * Asa pauses, then breathes out. "Well, wasn't that exciting?" * Robert hefts the SAW again. Fun, but trippy. *** Atom has joined #ChibiRPG [Atom] I mean, I'm full of gas and not the car The door opens and on the other side is Dejiko, working hard to keep a straight face. "Good job, Scou... I mean, Cadets." * Asa sighs and stretches. "I know that basically sucked... but lemme say this. Let's say you run into a telepath out there in the field someday who makes you think you're in a stage production of "Arsenic and Old Lace". You have to be able to handle yourself in very very strange situations." ... No comment. ...That said, Dejiko, if you ever do that again I am going to have you bronzed. ... that was planned? Dejiko fails to contain her amusement, and begins laughing out loud. Dejiko, someone's gonna die for this. Messily, I hope. I want pictures. * Togo stands stock still, very close to losing it. (Shall I call it a game, or y'all wanna go after Dejiko? ^_~) (I'm done. Brainfry.) ( The latter ) ( Call it. ) ( Unless Togo goes for Dejiko. ) ( One last thing ) ( ::shrug:: Go for it, Togo. ) * Togo walks up to Dejiko. "We have a deal. I think I've been pretty goddamn patient in waiting for you to live up to your end. You send me on suicide missions, fine. You wanna put me on a team, fine." ( All I have to say is that I will forevermore associate amusement parks with sailor senshi, thanks to the combination of this game and SMF, where I ran the amusement park episode. ) But no more of this goddamn unprofessional shit. This isn't a game. This is goddamn serious. If you want someone to relive your childhood cartoon fantasies on, find someone else. Call me if you have someone for me to find, protect, or kill. * Togo storms out of the room. Little temperamental. Dejiko frowns, shrugs, and walks after Togo. (End game.)